S%&# Kaden Says

Here are a couple of gems from last weekend at the lake.

Helping Nana cut strawberries:

Kaden:  I cut like this (cutting it in half) and then I cut it right in the butt crack (the crack that runs down the center of a strawberry.) Right in the butt crack like this.

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Playing with all the little people stuff.  He was looking for the mailman. He says the mailman has a blue hat on.

Mommy:  There's one over there with a blue hat on.

Kaden:  No.  He has on a blue shirt.  He's the police man.  He drives this car and goes weee-oooo weeee-oooo.  He gets the people that kill people....and the that go outside naked.

Mommy:  He gets people that go outside naked? 

Kaden: Yeah.

Mommy:  How do you know that?

Kaden:  Remember on Charlie, Charlie and Rose go outside naked and the police comes.  

On a related note.......I think we are done watching 2 1/2 Men at our house for awhile.